The first two are the most frequently used.
Hey, I look at a lot of porn, so surprising, I KNOW.
Here is one of my absolute favorite porn tumblrs at which I have used all of these faces (No shit, it is so dirty and amazing you guys):
http://derekisme.tumblr.com
Dirty and amazing. YES.
Cherries aren’t sweet. They’re tart and acidic, like tiny bursting bubbles of fun for your mouth. For some reason, I keep forgetting that.
“You’re sallivating a lot.”
“Yes, it’s because I find you terribly attractive. Those sexy dark eyes, the white doctor’s coat… Oh, that turns me on so much! I just want to scream, fuck me! It’s got absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you keep sticking fingers and sharp objects in my mouth, I assure you.”
All I managed was a “hmfglh” and an indignant look. Fucking dentists.
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Change will save you.
No! Not that kind of change! Sheesh.
There’s this time of day, just before the sun rises or sets, when the world’s bathed in cool blue light. It’s called l’heure bleue, because everything worth experiencing in this world has a special French name.
The blue hour is very brief around here. In Romania, it lasts longer and it has a sharper quality to it, bringing the world into focus in a very special way. I miss it terribly, but I think I’m about to get it back for a long time. I’m going to spend a year in England and although up until now, I’ve spent way more time worrying about it than feeling excited, I think it’s going to be alright.
2I want all the cats in the world, so I’m going to plant catnip on my terrace to bring them to me!
(Source: pusheen)
The new programming takes a couple of minutes to propagate through the house network, and then the blinds roll open and in a synthesized imitation of Marion’s voice they say, “He likes the idea that people might see us. He means me, though. He likes the idea that people might see me.”
(Source: gormogonismymaster)
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